Monday, 12 March 2007

What Would Jesus Do?

Simon asks:

Whoa, Jesus, my teacher says it's one small step from smokin' the 'erb to smoking crack pipes and giving blow jobs to get your next fix. Two things:Is this true?andWhat can you do if, like me you're an 'brownie' addict? Or, indeed, a greenery addict?

1. Yes, this is true. For some people. I've been smoking catnip for the past 400 years. Helps with my flatulence. Not condoning crack, but blow jobs aren't bad for a bit of fun now and then.

2. Switch to catnip. It helps with flatulence.

1 comment:

purplesimon said...

Thank J-Man.

P.S. That, er, catnip you reefer to (sorry, I mean refer to) really took my head off.

purplesimon out...