Thursday, 15 March 2007

What Would Jesus Do?

Kerry Asks:

My biggest vice is procrastination. How do you suggest I deal with this?

Um... I'll answer that tomorrow.

Monday, 12 March 2007

What Would Jesus Do?

Simon asks:

Whoa, Jesus, my teacher says it's one small step from smokin' the 'erb to smoking crack pipes and giving blow jobs to get your next fix. Two things:Is this true?andWhat can you do if, like me you're an 'brownie' addict? Or, indeed, a greenery addict?

1. Yes, this is true. For some people. I've been smoking catnip for the past 400 years. Helps with my flatulence. Not condoning crack, but blow jobs aren't bad for a bit of fun now and then.

2. Switch to catnip. It helps with flatulence.

What Would Jesus Do?

This week, Tracy asks:

Being Lent, what would you appreciate us mortals / me giving up for 40 days in your honour?

Tracy, what would make me happiest is if we all gave up religion. And not just for Lent. And not just Christianity. Or Hinduism. Or Jedi... is... whatever. Think for yourself. Love yourself. Set yourself free.