Cooking With Jesus

Jesus Cooks With Ralphie

Hi! My name is Jesus. I like to cook up a storm in the kitchen as much as the next deity.

This week, I am joined by Ralphie and we will be embarking on the culinary journey of a life time: medicinal brownies. That's right! Using a very special herb, known for it's medicinal properties, Ralphie and I will create a tasty treat you can share with your friends and family.

The secret herbal ingredient is allowed to melt with the shortening we will be using for the brownies. This will release the herb's powerful healing agents. Next, using a regular brownie recipe, Ralphie and I have made several trays of yummy chocolate brownies. It kicks immediately after the first mouthful.

Make as many trays as you feel you need. Remember that it's good to share, so make enough for your friends. Enjoy responsibly. Brownies are best served with a generous dollop of Bob Marley and the Wailers.

Ask Jesus is Back!

Hi! My name is Jesus. I have spent a little time walking through the desert, as I sometimes do, and now I am back and ready to start blogging again. (Man, I missed showers and food that had less than 6 legs!)Right - straight to business.

I received the following question from Dori, on behalf of her friend Stefan:

If you fall out of a boat, do you hit your head on the water?

I don't hit my head on water as water isn't hard. My head just bounces right off. It feels like when you're jumping in a bouncy castle and hit your hit on the soft bouncy material. Except wet. And you don't have the risk of some arsehole stepping on your face or kicking you in the butt.